Posted by
Semiquaver on Saturday, September 06, 2008 10:17:09 PM
1) Why does my drive-through ATM have Braille keys?
2) Are there any mortagage companies that do not advertise themselves as "equal opportunity lenders"?
3) Why does the Atlantic County Voting Machine Warehouse have four handicapped parking spaces when no handicapped people have
ever been involved in the warehousing of voting machines?
4) Why do we assume that caballeros are unable to figure out that the word M-E-N designates the men's bathroom?
5) Would it save paper if we only printed "Not Made in China"?
6) Why do street signs for the library require a drawing of a guy reading a book? Shouldn't someone looking for a library be expected to
be able to read?
7) Why is it that my friend Mike in NY and myself are the only ones I know who have read Eric Hoffer's "The True Believer", a book
essential to understanding the Obama phenomenon?
8) Why are so many baby boomers spending $30,000.00 per year to indoctrinate their their college age children to hate America, freedom
and democracy?
9) Why is someone who places a crucifix in a jar of urine considered an artist?
10) What does Jessie Jackson do for a living?